My Sparks

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Hostel in Singapore

So I’m staying in a hostel in Singapore and it’s the greatest thing on Earth. Except my bunk mate is practicing for the snoring Olympics. If Godzilla had a snoring problem, it wouldn’t compare to what’s happening in this room. If there were a thunderstorm going on outside, I would never know because I can’t hear anything except snoring. You can’t even comprehend how much snoring is happening right now.

I may die.

I’m dead.

I’m dead and I can still hear him snoring.

Filed under travel hostels singapore mother of god what a nose

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Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).

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okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

there’s no way at all that could go wrong

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